Conor

Conor, or so he is known as in English, is the closest known pronunciation of his actual name which is actually so awesome it is unspeakable by anyone except Conor himself. To stop complications lets just refer to him as Conor, or as he is also known as SronPop.

Conor is so unbelievably excellent and awesome, there are no words in any language to describe just how perfect and excellent he is, he has talents beyond any mere mortal, most of which are unknown to humankind and have only been discovered by aliens. These powers consist of unparalleled Metal knowledge, specifically with stuff relating to Children Of Bodom, or Death, the ability to see the future, the ability to see the past, the ability to see the present, the ability to be the best critic in the word, the ability to be able to find really great porn on the internet, the ability to fly in other dimensions, telekinesis, the ability to make his dick bigger, and so on, the talents go on and on.

Conor is also a master on guitar, he can play anything he wants, and writes the best riffs anyone has ever heard. he also has probably the best growling voice out of anybody ever, its a miracle he isn't in a band because they would just break up he is so good, yours ears actually explode when you listen to his music for the first time because he actually is just so amazing.

Conor is current going to college and studying Computing, he knew to pick Computing because he can see they are the future, instead of something lame like business. He is gonna be frecking rich one day.

Conor like money, he thinks its good to have lots of money, Conor likes lots of money but theres not enough money in the world for Conor, because Conor has huge aspirations, HUGE, just like his penis, Conor wants to build a super castle the size of a large city, he thinks he would need about 500 billion to build his castle, and don't even get him started on his own country, yes Conor wants his own country, not an existing one, but a new country, reclaimed from the sea, Conor thinks it would take another 5000 billion to build the country he has planed with everything on it. Conor doesn't think big, he thinks gastronomical.

There is only one force on this planet mighty enough to defeat Conor is actually another Conor, think of it as, the immovable object vs. the unstoppable force.

Conor knows Chuck Norris(enough said)