Dillon

Dillon (aka laihoism's man whore and also god of meatloaf, god of flaming liberals, and the god of american drunks) was laying half dead in a gutter, playing guitar with a fellow hobo, when along strolls  a drunken irish man known as Conor. He took one look at Dillon and called upon the great Lorcan to discuss his assessments of Dillon. Due to Dillon's striking good looks, friendly manner, awesome taste in music, and the ability to pick on fat kids who fish, the Great Lorcan announced that Dillon would be brought to the great religion of Laihoism to beat down on a fat fisherman known as meatloaf (aka meatfuck, meatshit, meatdyke, meaty, justin, meat, and fattie) and to pleasure and worship the clitoris of chloe (aka laihoisms woman whore). Since that day, Dillon has started multiple uprisings in laihoism such as the laihoist civil war. Dillon is known for having sex with meaty's sisters.