Warmanism

Early History
Once, in the deepest blackness of time before there were gods or men or metal or trees or bunny rabbits or even Korgs there was a boy who played Jazz. The boy did not know it but he was the one destined to become The Supreme Awesomeness. His name was Janne Wirman. In the ancient blackness of time Alexi, the chief of all the gods and the head of The High Quintinity of Awesomeness, knew that something was lacking from his godliness and so he went questing far across all the stars and planets to find what he was missing and complete himself. Eventually, he came to earth and found Janne. Although Janne was playing Jazz and looked like a pathetic little nerd, Alexi knew immediately that it was Janne's keyboard solos that would make him complete. Janne was instantly incorporated into The High Quintinity of Awesomeness.

Warman or Wirman?
There has been much heated discussion amongst Janne's devoted followers over whether his name is Warman or Wirman. However, the author of this article is more than merely a devoted follower, he is the Most High Priest of Warmanism and as such the author feels that both Warman and Wirman are equally correct. His judgment in this matter may be trusted because the author has been blessed with the ability to think Janne's thoughts.

Sacred Texts
Warmanism does not have any sacred texts because it does not need them. Listen to one of Janne's keyboard solos and tell me if you need a sacred text after that.

Warmanism: the one tr00 Religion?


Some theologians have argued that Warmanism is actually the one tr00 religion and not merely another spin-off of Laihoism. While approximately half of their argument relies on the obvious (Janne's keyboards are awesome) a major portion of their argument is based on this photograph. Alexi is being generally silly and awesome but not quite godlike while Janne stands in the background like any Norse god.

The Return of Baldr
In the Edda it is stated that after Ragnarök Baldr will return and rule over the new world (you don't believe me go listen to some Einherjer). The author is of the opinion that Baldr got bored of Hel and came back to Midgaard a bit early. This alone should be evidence enough that Janne is teh on3 tr00 God.